Too much materialism

One day, there was this businessman who bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler truck came out of nowhere and took of the driver’s side door with him driving right there.

“NOOO!” he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same. Finally, a cop came by, and the businessman ran up to him yelling-
“MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER! YOU HAVE TO CATCH HIM” he exclaimed.

“Your a Businessman aren’t you?” asked the policeman.

“Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?” the man asked.

“HA! You men are always so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didn’t even notice that your right arm is missing did you?” the cop said.

The businessman looked down at his side and exclaimed “MY ROLEX!!!”